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Everyone needs a pal, a buddy, a soul sista that help you through the rough times.
Where would we be without our friends cheering us on? Who would call us on our BS and how on earth would we ever know if our top looks cute? Friendships are key to many things, especially good times and bouts of laughter. Nothing beats laughing with your best friend and dropping hilarious friend jokes.
So we rounded up the funniest jokes and quotes that will leave you and your friend LOLing for days. Giphy Only real friends tell you when your face is dirty. Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness. They care if you have wine. Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends. You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. Friends comfort you with comforting words. Best friends comfort you with comforting words too, but with sarcasm. Friends are always with you whether they are imaginary are real. True friendship: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically. My best friends and I played a game of hiding and seek. It went on for hours. Well, good friends are hard to find.
What is a meaning of a true friend? One who remembers your birthday but not your age! They drive everyone nuts. Why did the zombie ignore all his Facebook friends? He was still digesting all of his followers on Twitter! Why did the Owl invite his friends over? My friend helped Lame for a new friend through a really hard time. She was my rock. My friend lives by a cliff. Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out. Lettuce celebrate. Friendship goes Goes onion and on. My best friend? Breast friends Forever. Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon. What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Not in the head. But like in the leg or something. But your best friend will help you move a dead body. Best friends talk about poop. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room…but not too humid because. Best friends laugh so hard that they fall also. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare other people.
Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. They smile and call you something even more offensive. But it helps. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, Damn, that was fun. Friendship closes its eyes. You love Harry Potter! My problems have all gone. But ya gotta have friends!
Shrek: Stop singing! Donkey: Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for all the right reasons. I just wanted you to ask me. Hawaii who? Knock knock. Tank who? Adore who? Adore is between us.
Open up! Normal friend: Wow you are so pretty! Best Friend: Shrek called, he wants his face back.
Friends are like melons, do you want to know why? To find one good you must a hundred try. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely? Why did the Mushroom have lots of friends? One day two avocados, who were best friends, were walking together down the street.
They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over. The uninjured avocado called and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured avocado was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through.
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Funny Friendship Quotes